Period: you want cookies
Period: you want to fuck
Period: you want to fuck while eating cookies
Period: lets be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: kill them
Period: kill them too
Period: kill them and eat their cookies
Period: shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon
Period: no you wont fuck you
Period: whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead
For anyone who thinks michaels this big asshole macho guy
His wife kills the bugs while he screams and stands on the furniture
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
Imagine your OTP fucking in public and having to keep their voices down to avoid getting caught. Bonus: Person A has to cover Person B’s mouth with their hand. Or their lips.