Period Troubles

gangsterapparel:

Period: you want cookies
Period: you want to fuck
Period: you want to fuck while eating cookies
Period: lets be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: kill them
Period: kill them too
Period: kill them and eat their cookies
Period: shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon
Period: no you wont fuck you
Period: whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

infiniteragequit:

For anyone who thinks michaels this big asshole macho guy

His wife kills the bugs while he screams and stands on the furniture

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

someoneudontknow5:

Silver doesn’t even exist in Minecraft gosh Geoff

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP fucking in public and having to keep their voices down to avoid getting caught. Bonus: Person A has to cover Person B’s mouth with their hand. Or their lips.

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

scatteredpictures3:

You Me At Six [x]